Monica’s Soiled Dress Up For Auction! Complete With Clinton Scum.

English: Monica Lewinsky, from her government ...

English: Monica Lewinsky, from her government ID photo by Office of the Secretary of Defense. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Yes, THAT Monica.  Monica Lewinsky of Bill Clinton’s cigar fame has her negligee and letter from Bill Clinton on the auction block.  They were used in the case against Bill when as President of the United States and married to Hilary, he had an affair with Monica his intern.  He vehemently denied it, making famous the line, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”.  Apparently they did everything butt but.

For a measly $100,000 you could own both pieces of history!  Maybe later you could even clone President Bill!  Just imagine a herd of Billies running around getting sperm on everything.  The curtains, the baby sitter’s dress…  With the remnants of presidential sperm on your newly acquired negligee, you could even have sex with a President without him being in the same room!  Man oh man…the possibilities are endless.

I wonder how much Bill would get for the cigar?  Now that’s a probing question.

You crazy Americans, you!  You would do anything for money and pay money for anything.

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