The Olympics sure have its share of funny moments, don’t you agree? There is that Bulgarian, aptly named Vania Stambelova (pronounced like ‘stumble over’), who actually lived up to her name by stumbling over a hurdle while running in the 400m heats. Talking about apt names, how about Usain ‘The Lightning’ Bolt? Bolt? Seriously? What were his parents thinking? That he would become the world’s fastest man? Yeah right. While on the topic of names, how about the Korean pole vaulter, Kim Yoo Suk? I can hear the crowd chanting, KIM YOU SUCK! How motivating.
While watching vaulting, I heard the announcer say, ‘There are no Poles in vaulting’. I thought, what? How could this be? It took me a while before I realized that he meant that Poland did not have an athlete in that event…I AM KIDDING! I just felt like yanking your chain there. Have a chuckle, will you?
What else can I say about the Olympics? Oh yeah, we, as in Canada, won gold in Trampoline, proving we have the best trampoliner in the world. Take that China! In your face USA! We even got a 4th place finish too. Wait a minute! How did we get two athletes in the top 5? Are you saying the other countries do no take trampolining seriously? Well I’ll be damned! Who cares, a win’s a win. We will take it as we are in no position to argue. Karen COCKBURN was our fourth place finisher. Now what prompted me to capitalize her last name… If I had that last name, I’d be seeing me a doctor. I am thinking she should maybe have a talk with LUBA Golovina, the 7th place finisher. She might be able to provide some relief. In a strange twist, the winner of the men’s trampoline event was China’s Dong Dong. Not touching that. No! I don’t mean I am not touching dong… actually forget it.
In the weightlifting category, the Chinese are unbeatable. Lulu Zhou set a record with her snatch. Did that come out wrong? Snatch is the term used for weightlifting so I said it right, right? Anyways, Lulu cleans and jerks like a boss. For some strange reason, that just sounded so wrong right there. No puns intended if any were found. After all, it’s only a name.