In case some of you didn’t know, having a son is a big deal, not that daughters don’t hold their own in the ‘big deal’ department but as far as I know, no one has ever sacrificed their personal hygiene for a chance of having a daughter.
In a story that sounds a lot like Snoop
Dogg Lion’s, an indian man went to see a priest about having a son. The advice he got was to not shower or bathe. Thirty eight years and seven daughters later, still no son and still no bath.
Now a few things come to mind when reading this outrageous story. ‘His wife has threatened to stop sleeping in the same bed as him if he didn’t bathe.’ What sort of a threat is that? Every day for the last thirty eight years? By now I think Mr. Dirtyoldman is immune to her empty threats. “Look here dirtbag! You better clean up your act or I swear this time I won’t sleep in the same bed with you. Don’t laugh, this time I am dead serious! You still smell like the curry we cooked last month.” His response probably goes something like this, “Tut Tut, you say that all the time. You like the smell don’t you? Acqua di BiO (B.O as in Body Odor) is your favorite cologne.”
All jokes aside, what does this guy and Snoop Lion have in common? A lot. They both worship at the same church, apparently, and meditate using the same drug. Oh, and they both follow instructions very well, no matter how ridiculous.
Smell you later!