Lindsay Lohan, the shy virgin

Lindsay Lohan at Calvin Klein Spring 2007 Fash...

It’s not coming off, unless…

Awww…Lindsay is sooo cute!  While recently filming a sex scene, she got rather uncomfortable, I’m sure we could all understand why, given her uncheckered past and all.  She just couldn’t handle being topless in front of ogling eyes.  Know what she did to cope with this embarrassing situation? She asked the entire male production clue to go topless as well.  Talk about picturing everyone naked as a way to beat the the jitters.  When you have money, there’s no need to use your imagination, you get the real thing.

When I said I could understand it, I was lying.  I can’t understand why someone whose most intimate parts are splashed all over the internet, would have qualms about doing a topless scene for a movie to boot.  (Apparently, when she did the movie ‘Machete’ rumors had it that she was nude for most of the filming).  So I really don’t understand this sudden coyness.  Who is she trying to impress?

Note:  After I wrote the above, I did some more digging into this story and found out that Lindsay Lohan was not embarrassed by the fact that she was topless but the fact that she still had her bottoms on.  According to her, she was not ‘used to being partially nude’.  Phew! That makes it more digestible.  Thanks for clearing that up, Linz.  Oh, she also added, ‘Seeing the men in just their boxers was like viagra to me and totally prepped me for my part’.  You go girl! Polish up that Oscar for Lindsay.

Just for the records, Linz starred sans clothing in Playboy, Machete, The Last Sitting (As a nude Marilyn Munroe), and various ‘leaked’ nude vids and pics on the internet.

Oh Lindsay…

Snoop and the ghost of Bob Marley

Snoop Dogg - Hovefestivalen 2012

Snoop Dogg – Hovefestivalen 2012 (Photo credit: NRK P3)

Do I ever have a good one for you guys. Just wait until you hear this.  You all know Snoop Dog, right? Remember Snoop Doggy Dog? The gaunt rapper with the long hair? If not don’t worry, I think there’s another person out there who doesn’t either, so don’t feel bad.

Anyways, Snoop Dog recently visited Jamaica and while he was partaking of the Jamaican way of life and enjoying some ganja or chronic or collie or whatever they call it these days, he started hallucinating.  Yep, I kid you not. He started having weird hallucinations.   Trust me, I heard it straight from the horse’s mouth.

In Snoop’s vision, he saw the late great Bob Marley and please tell me you have heard of Brother Bob, please.  Bob had a long chat with Snoop and apparently even sang one his popular songs, ‘Zion Lion’ to the Dog.  After he came to his senses, Snoop felt as though Marley was sending him some sort of message in his vision so he went in seek of the local Rastafarian priest.  Or was it a priestess? He asked the priestess if she would like to star in some DVD reality show he was producing.  Wait! I got my facts confused.  It was indeed a priest that he went to see, not a priestess.  He told his story to the priest and was told that he had to convert to Rastafarianism.  This involved a name change and the release of a Reggae CD.  He had to vow to smoke marijuana daily for meditational purposes.  He reluctantly agreed to this after some arm twisting.

Marley performing at Dalymount Park

Marley performing at Dalymount Park (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

So our hero changed his name to, yeah you guessed it, Snoop Lion! Snoop Lion.  Sure has a cute ring to it, doesn’t it?  No it doesn’t.  As if Snoop Dog wasn’t bad enough…it sounds dumb.  But anyways, our Dog was transformed into a Lion all because of a vision he had of Bob Marley.  Trust me on this one.

Yeah mon, de Lion irie!

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