In case you were not caught up on the latest news, Canada has decided to cut all ties with Iran. That in itself is no biggie, well it kinda is because Canada really does not cut ties with anyone, we are too nice for that. The big news was the suggestion that we may have cut ties in preparation for an attack on Iran. Lmao!
I couldn’t contain myself when I read that. Canada and attack used in the same sentence? That’s enough to bring the house down at your local comedy club. It conjures up image of the wimpy kid trying to pretend he’s tough.
Here’s the scenario as it might play out:
Canada: Hello there! It’s us, Canada. We are here to attack you
Iran: What? How dare you come here speaking to us like that? Do you know who we are?
Canada: We are sorry to disturb you but you see we have come to bomb you for err…making a bomb.
Iran: Who the heck sent your ass here?
Canada: The USA. I meant we came on our own. Canada makes its own decisions.
Iran: Hahahaha….Get your wimpy, one-damaged-sub navy, one-plane air force, 2000-men army, ass out of here before we annihilate you.
Canada: *voice shaking* Guys, drop the bomb! *KABOOM!*
Iran: Aaarrgh! I am hurt! I am hurt!
Canada: OMG! Sorry! Sorry! Where are you hurt? We…we…we never meant to really hurt you. OMG OMG! What have we done! MEDICS!!
Canada: Come on guys! Let’s go back to being just mere peace keepers.
- Iran Fires Back As Canada Cuts Diplomatic Ties (eurasiareview.com)
- Canada Closes Embassy in Iran, Expels Diplomats (sott.net)