I am not joking. I just read this. I know I shouldn’t believe everything that I read but it is legit. A designer has actually come up with a dress that gets transparent when the person wearing it gets sexually aroused. It is called ‘Intimacy 2.0’ and it just punted that new Facebook app, Bang With Friends, right out of the park. This is the next big thing!
I admit that being a man, my first, ok my second thought was, ‘Are they designing pants like that for me?’ I then got carried away with mental scenarios.
I am in class and suddenly noticed that hot chick next to me is slowly losing her clothing. It is disappearing! The thought that she’s having sexual thoughts makes my intimacy 2.0 pants start disappearing also. Right there in class! Oh no! Oh yes!
Me: (to hot chick) See what you did?
Hot Chick: What did I do?
Me: Well you got horny and made me horny thinking of you being horny and now we are both sitting here with our junk exposed. Thanks a lot!
Hot Chick: That’s not my fault. I didn’t tell you to get horny.
Me: Duh…I’m a man. Of course I would react to your reaction
Hot chick: Sorry, I was just thinking of Mr. Grey
Me: Oh by the way, can I at least add you on Facebook to my filf list?
Hot Chick: What’s that?
Me: Never Mind.
I know, I am such a dreamer…always getting carried away with my overactive imagination. But just think though, if this design ever take off, (pardon the pun), every party could be an orgy, every beach a nude beach. Even the churches won’t be sacred. (Another pun). Your girlfriend would make you wear an intimacy 2.0 pants around her girlfriends to see if you have the hots for any of them. “Aha! I saw that! You want to bang my friend Alice, don’t you? I can see your pee pee, you horn dog!”
Man, wouldn’t it be an ego boost to walk past a group of women and see their clothes react? You want a piece of this, don’t ya? Well don’t just stand there, come and get it! Not so fast Mary.
I have never bought into the myth that what women wear makes them deserving of being raped and I still don’t but I do think that any woman wearing an intimacy 2.0 is asking for trouble. Unless of course they wear it in the privacy, comfort and safe confines of my house.
- This Dress Turns Clear When You’re Turned On (mashable.com)
- This Dress Signals When You’re Aroused By Becoming See Through (purposegiven.wordpress.com)
- Banging my facebook friends
- Banging my friends confession