It is often said some girls are so tight that you have to pry their legs open with a crow bar. Luckily for those men without crow bars or the strength to open up their women’s legs like oysters, women are simplifying things. Men, say hello to the Thigh Gap! The latest trend among women and especially teen girls.
Girls whose thighs were once so close that they looked like mermaids, are now showing off thighs that are so far apart, you’d think they had a fight the night before. You can see daylight through their legs now. Easier access to the pearl.
On the serious side, our teenage daughters are starving themselves to acquire this ‘hot’ look! Skinnier thighs equals thigh gaps. An unhealthy practice to say the least.
I was never a fan of gap-toothed grin but a gap-thighed look? I dunno. I have always been drawn to peep holes. A thigh gap might be one of the best thing a wife could do for her husband also. “Honey, you can stand in front of me if you want. I see the tv through your legs. It’s quite ok.”
So, do you have a thigh gap? Can I see forever through your thighs? Is it naturally made or self-engineered?
I am not fat but my thighs sometimes rub together when I run. This bothers me as it is a wee bit uncomfortable and stings. Also, my ‘third thigh’ has to compete for space with two bigger and tougher muscle heads. With a thigh gap, at least the little guy has some room to swing. Yep, I think I need a thigh gap.
I’ll leave you with a little joke I heard way back. At a young woman’s funeral, a man was overheard saying, “Finally they are both together.” The person close to him asked, “Oh, her husband is dead?” “No”, was the response, “I was talking about her legs.”
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