A shitty bit of news today, it is alleged, and alleged is the operative word here, that a Starbucks coffee in Hong Kong is using water from the bathroom to brew its coffee.
Now this might sound like a big cup of crap to you but for the coffee lovers out there, this is the shit! Who wants to add the taste of crap to their morning breath? Now when someone says you have morning breath you can now respond with, “Nah, it’s just my Starbucks.”
When approached by the media, a Starbucks employee feigned surprise. “What? Coffee taste like shit? Can’t be. The bowls were cleaned only yesterday. Mr. Yen! Hey, Mr. Yen!” (Loosely translated).
The manager, Mr. Yen apparently came to the employee’s rescue and told the media, “Get lost! Drink shit and die!”
His suggestion may have come too late for some. Have a great weekend! And remember, if there’s corn in your coffee, it’s not a good thing.
- Starbucks Used Bathroom Water To Brew Coffee? (huffingtonpost.com)
- ‘Toilet Water’ Coffee Used by Hong Kong Starbucks (webpronews.com)
- Starbucks ‘toilet water’ coffee prompts anger in Hong Kong (telegraph.co.uk)
- Starbucks Busted for Brewing with ‘Toilet’ Water in Hong Kong (newsfeed.time.com)