Kanye and Kim have named their baby. I know, it’s old news and you have probably heard all the jokes already. I don’t care bout that. All I care about right now is the fact that two seemingly half-intelligent folks done went and named their poor kid after an airline.
I may be speaking or should I say blogging out of turn here. Maybe the parents were mile high clubbers whose airline of choice was North West. In which case, the name is apt. Who cares what the baby would have preferred? She could always change the name later. North West it is. Luckily, they fell asleep before they could come up with a middle name. There is a God!
Now aren’t you glad that Kanye’s last name isn’t Pole? or Face? See? So it’s really not as bad as it seems. Maybe it is also a good thing that North West airlines is not around anymore? Could you imagine the Air hostess announcing, “Thank you for flying with North West” and someone thinking, “What?? Kanye’s daughter was on the plane??” (I know, they would have to be really dumb, say maybe like Kanye and Kim). That’s where it could be a bit confusing. How confusing would it be also to read headlines such as, “North West Is Going Down!” or “Cash Strapped North West Goes Belly Up!”. I personally like, “North West’s Assets Take A Dive!” or “Police Arrest Man For Masturbating While On North West.” Yep, really good thing that they are not around anymore.
Ok. Those headlines made me realize that it was a very dumb idea after all…Sorry baby North but your selfish parents did you wrong. I hope when you get old enough, you would go west young lady. Far far west. Oh, and lose the name. If your parents were smart, they would have named you Delta, knowing that North West is no more.
Here’s to a bright future for North West. Nothing but bright skies…
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- Why Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Chose To Name Their Baby North West (contactmusic.com)
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