Friday Folly: Cunnilingus Can Cause Cancer!

English: Michael Douglas at the Cannes Film fe...

English: Michael Douglas at the Cannes Film festival (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

This week, men who enjoy ‘going downtown’ got some bad news from an unlikely source.  Actor Michael Douglas, who was diagnosed with throat cancer in 2010.  According to Douglas, his cancer was caused by oral sex. No, not receiving, giving.

Well our parents always did warn us that our tongues will get us into trouble but they never warned us that a little licking could stop the heart from ticking.

I know what you men are thinking.  “This is so not fair!”  I also know what you women are thinking.  “This is so not fair!” And you smokers are thinking, “See?  And they say smoking causes cancer!”  Even after years of heavy smoking, cigarettes were not fingered as the suspect in Michael Douglas’ cancer!  Does this mean that we can’t call them cancer sticks anymore?  Does it also mean that oral sex should be called cancer lick?  Hmm…makes me wonder what caused Farrah Fawcett’s anal cancer…Just wondering out loud.

This better be worth it!

This better be worth it!

Have a great weekend ya’ll!

 

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