Have you ever had ‘the urge’ while driving? Don’t act all innocent with me. You know what ‘the urge’ is. That sudden and unshakeable feeling to touch yourself because it’s risky and voyeuristic. Like me, you probably ignored it and then it goes away. Right? Are we on the same page now? If we aren’t, it’s still ok. I am not here to judge you on what you do on your own time. Nothing wrong with some playing time while driving. As long as you are not doing it while ferrying people. Actually, if you are a hot female bus driver, feel free to do as you please. Pretend I’m not there. Oh and please allow me to film you. I promise that I won’t turn it over to the cops.
A NJ bus driver has made a splash, (note pun) when a passenger recorded him while he was spanking his monkey. To be fair, the guy probably had a moment of insanity and thought that he was actually shifting gears. So let’s not be too quick to crucify the player. The fact that he played the game until he finally scored should also be noted.
George Simpson, the driver who was caught
red wet handed, was released without pay and charged with a bunch of crimes. Some commuters apparently complained about being hot and bothered by his display but due to common sense, were unable to take care of business. They are suing George for undue duress. (I heard through the grapevine that when George screamed out in ecstasy during orgasm, a few moans were heard coming from the back of the bus).
So next time a bus driver offers you his hand to shake, bump fists instead. Unless you want to get pregnant…
- Cops: NJ Transit bus driver caught masturbating (pix11.com)
- SHOCK VIDEO: N.J. Bus Driver Suspended After Passenger Catches Him Masturbating on Job… (breitbart.com)
- N.J. man accused of lewd act while driving bus in Lincoln Tunnel (nj.com)
- Bus Driver Busted Masturbating (4umf.com)
- NJ bus driver accused of behind-the-wheel lewd act (staradvertiser.com)
- NJ bus driver accused of behind-the-wheel lewd act (azstarnet.com)