In some shocking breaking news, Chris Brown has announced, well tweeted, that his next album could very well be his last. His reason for such a drastic move is that he feels he is no longer known for his talent but more for the beat down he put on Rihanna. Chris is also known for singing…er…um…songs. He says that when he’s out and about all he hears is “Hey, isn’t that the guy who roughed up Rihanna?” Then everyone wants to buy him drinks and he ends up driving home drunk and/or getting into trouble.
This all came to a head last week when Chris was taken into custody for a hit-and-run case. When he got to the jailhouse, the chief of police recognized who he was immediately. “Say, you are that damn kid who bitch slapped that crazy bitch who dissed you to the world then took you back, right? What’s her name again? Oh yeah, Breanna!” The chief slapped his knees, pounded fists with CB then looked at the arresting officers. “What the hell are you doing standing there? Let this nig** go!” The poor officers stuttered, “But sir, it was a domestic violence case and the chick was Rihanna.” The chief would hear none of it. “Domestic violence my ass! That chick whatchamacallher needs to be domesticated first. Now get this guy out of here so he can rejoin his football team.” “Sir, he’s not a football player, he’s a singer. Ah, never mind. Yes sir!”
So with that kind of fame, poor Chris is choosing no fame at all and riding off into the sunset. Some are predicting that Riri would follow him. We would so miss them.
Stay tuned for his next tweet.
- Chris Brown Retiring From Music? Insider Speaks (hollywoodlife.com)
- Chris Brown’s new album could be his last (spin.com)
- Riri Riri Stupid Girl (funnysideupandscrambled.wordpress.com)
- Chris Brown Exposes Himself (funnysideupandscrambled.wordpress.com)