And in other news, a nun, yes a nun gave birth to baby without realizing that she was even pregnant. The nun along with the other nuns at the convent were amazed when she complained of stomach pains which turned out to actually be labor pain.
So tell me something, are nuns allowed to have sex now? If so, why not priests too? Or was she tricked into intercourse without realizing it was actually sex? I mean nuns are kinda gullible, right? So what if some guy went up to her and go, “Hey sister, this polar vortex thing is really getting to me. I am so cold that I need to plug in. Would you mind if I just er…slip my electrical cord into your outlet? It’s nothing, I do it all the time. It keeps my motor warm.” The gullible nun would probably reply, “Well…I don’t see why not. If it’s going to help you then sure. Now where’s my outlet? Ah, ooh, am I supposed to feel like this? Stay still brother, your cord is slipping out.”
Ok, I might need to say a few hail mary’s after that. It wasn’t nice. The poor nun was probably impregnated immaculately. What? That’s a bad joke too? Ok, tack on another Hail Mary to my to-do list. How about maybe the nun was pregnant before joining the convent? Happy now? Maybe I didn’t get the whole story. I just read ‘Unaware nun gives birth’ and I ran with it. The nun said she had no clue she was with child. Of course not, dear sister. Of course you wouldn’t. You probably thought it was just the holy spirit living in you, didn’t you? Another Hail Mary.
Do you buy it? Me? I’ll have nun of it. Oh, and one more thing, I heard that she named the child after Pope Francis. Awww, how cute! Don’t read too much into that, folks.