While in line at Supermarket checkout the other day, I saw a fitness magazine with fitness guru Jillian Michaels on the cover with the caption, “Jillian Michaels’ Secret Workout.” My first thought was, “What? She has a secret workout? What about all those videos she keeps selling? How about that 30 day shred? You mean she doesn’t even do those? She keeps the effective ones to herself? Well that’s not fair!”
Well seriously, what do you mean, her secret workout? Why is she keeping that a secret? Well no darn wonder I did the 30 day shred and it not only took me way shorter but it worked like crap. In fact I think I gained a few pounds.
So Jilly girl, what’s the damn secret? Just tell us already.
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The first time I did 30 Day Shred, I threw up. Then I put it away, and never looked at it again.
Lol. Waste of time I say.
Agreed. 🙂
Thanks!
And by the way, it’s not really a secret workout if it is published in a magazine.
Now the secret is out. 🙂
Are they just teaching people about oxymorons. I am good enough at just teaching people how to be a moron.