Scarecrow Sex Kills Lonely Shepherd

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Yoo Hoo! Shepherd! Are you lonesome tonight?

You seriously can’t make this stuff up. I wish you can but no you really can’t.  A shepherd was so lonely that he made himself a scarecrow to keep him company.  He got carried away with his invention that he also made the thing his sexual partner.  And that’s where things got complicated.

The shepherd died while having sex with his scarecrow! I am not sure if he was scared to death or he probably used the scarecrow’s stake to impale himself or what but he died! And he did the deed. The good thing is that he dressed her up in wig and lipstick. I can see why he would want to do her…Lipstick and wig? hmm…

Seriously, WTF is wrong with people nowadays?