It has nothing to do with being jealous. Why would I be jealous? I am a guy and I don’t have vagina envy. I just don’t like hot chicks because they make me do things I shouldn’t. No, not that, well ok, that too.
Take for instance the other day. I was watching sports on my tv, minding my own business when out of the blue, this hot chick dressed in a nice pair of skinny jeans and midriff-baring top showed up on my screen drinking Miller Genuine Draft. Well darn it! If this chick was drinking beer I was too. I want to be on her team. So I went out and got me a case of beer. Yes, Miller Genuine Draft. I said I wanted to be on her team, didn’t I?
There are other examples. Like the time I was reading the paper and there was an ad for a private college. It showed a hot blonde chick sitting at her desk taking Medical Terminology. Yes, I enrolled. I never did see her or any other hot chicks there so I quit after about a week or so.
I have bought exercise equipment, vehicles, beds, food and other some weird stuff. Why? Because I have a weakness for hot chicks and whatever they are doing it, I want to do it too. Isn’t that the reason they are in the commercials?
Hot chicks are bad for me but good for business.