So today was another
Walmart Black Friday. *yawn* There were fights, *double yawn* and stuff. You know the old stabbing, stun gunning, gun shotting and fisticuffing kinda Black Friday, nothing special. Some got hurt, some got flat screens. Some saved a few dollars but missed work so it balanced out.
America, isn’t it fun? The world is watching you as you line up for blocks to save a buck and then rush through the doors like barn animals that were locked away for too long, trampling each other as you make your way to the feeding trough. America, America, it’s damn embarrassing!
American Thanksgiving is world renowned. Turkey dinners, family, thanks given, oh never mind, that was before this Black Friday thing. Now it’s “Hurry up and eat your damn turkey so we could go camp out at Walmart! We could always give thanks later.”
As of today, Black Friday is going to have a new meaning. I decree that Black Friday be set aside for something more beneficial to society. Let’s recognize black people. Yeah, you heard me. What? I heard that! You said there’s already MLK day and Black History Month? Ok fine, how about we call it Black Eye Friday then? I mean tomorrow, many of you shopaholics would be sporting some dandy shiners.
Looking good, America, looking real good!