So I am thinking of becoming an accountant. I hate math. I hate anything to do with numbers. Then why would I want to be an accountant then? Well to tell you the truth, it’s not just a plain old accountant. I am talking about working for dumb rich people who have so much money that they can’t keep track of it.
Take Rihanna for example, she recently claimed that due to her accountant’s screw up, she actually went bankrupt. Then Brian McKnight, you know him right? Yes, the singer. He too is blaming his accountant. Apparently the accountant was not paying his taxes. They are but two of the scores of celebs who said that their accountants misappropriated funds.
I can misappropriate funds with the best of them. I can miss a few tax payments too. I know, I have done it. Just kidding, I haven’t. But seriously, if I could do whatever I want with these twits’ money while they are too busy doing whatever rich people do, then why not apply? I mean I can make sure that they always have enough to keep their drug supply going.
Yes sir, that’s the job for me. It’s literally a gold mine out there just waiting to be exploited. It’s taking advantage of the vulnerable but so what? They take advantage of the vulnerable too, don’t they? Lip syncing, giving us lame songs and we buy it. We go to their concerts. It’s pay back baby! Say hi to your new accountant…
Now where do I apply?