Hey, did you guys hear about that guy who tried to jump out of a two-story building in trying to commit suicide? Yep. Well let’s break it down here, a fricking two-story buddy?? Come on man, I know you are a rapper and not expected to be smart but come on. You didn’t want to die did you? The worst that could happen in that short fall was you become a cripple, you lose a limb or get a concussion. You won’t even hurt your pee pee in such a short fall. Um…not so fast…continue reading.
Andre Johnson, a Wu-Tang-Clan (Old Hip-Hop group) affiliate, tried to kill himself a few days ago by jumping from a two-story building. The fall did not come close to killing him but the Gods realizing what a dumbass he was decided to get teach him a lesson he won’t soon forget. To help him realize that things are never as bad as they seem, they inflicted on him one of the most embarrassing injury. The lost of his manhood. Everyone knows that rappers like to brag about their sexual prowess, now we would know he is lying when and if he sings about boning hot chicks.
I tried to no avail to find out how his pee pee got severed. How do you jump off a balcony and sever your penis? Yep, the Gods had a hand in it. Now poor Andre, also known by his stage name Christ Bearer, has a cross of his own to bear. He down wid No Pee Pee? Yeah you know me! At least he, wait for it…had the balls to jump. I am sorry! Ok I said I am sorry!
On a serious note: Suicide is never the answer. As in this poor fella’s case, things could always be worse. Oh, and there are a lot of smart rappers.