Guess what I am talking about from the topic of my post. Come on, give it a shot. Hmm…so you DO have a dirty mind like yours truly. I see. Well you were wrong. I was talking about yachts. Just plain old boring yachts. Apparently Elin Nordegren’s boyfriend has a yacht that is bigger than her ex-husband, Mr. Woods’. How belittling. Good thing his game is starting to come around.
I called up the Tiger himself to relay this bit of exciting and world-changing news to him. His reaction was priceless. “How the hell does she know this? Is that b@@ch sleeping with him? In my bed? Well I meant my old bed… There’s no way in hell his thing could be bigger! He’s white for goodness sake! I am a brother, we are known for…” And that’s when I interrupted his rant. “Hey buddy, we are talking about yachts here. I see you have a dirty mind like some of my readers. Focus bro, focus.”
Being a stubborn Tiger, he was still determined to get the last word in. “This Kevin Cline might have a bigger yacht but ask Elin who has the bigger iron. Hell, you can ask Lindsey too, she loves my
wood iron.” I let him know it was Chris, not Kevin and politely ended the conversation.
And if you don’t believe me, you can read it all for yourself, right here.
- Elin Nordegren’s new Billionaire boyfriend’s yacht bigger than Tiger Woods? (Photos) (examiner.com)
- Elin Nordegren’s billionire boyfriend has a bigger yacht than her ex Tiger Woods (dailymail.co.uk)