Golf’s A Real Pain In The A** For Playboy Model

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Playboy model, Elizabeth Dickson got more than she bargained for when she signed up to be part of a stunt for a Playboy Golf tournament.  The stunt called for her to lie on the green with her butt exposed and a tee placed between the tight, toned, juicy cleavage of her ass. Oops, sorry, got carried away there. I meant in her crack…ah never mind.  A golf ball was placed on the tee and radio host, Kevin Klein was to pretend he was hitting the ball for the photo.  Seems like Kevin was understandably distracted by the sight of the Playboy’s buns and forgot his lines, so to speak. Kevin followed through.  To make matters worse, he missed the ball and hit a divot instead.

Now, I don’t know about you but I sure as hell would be off my game too if my balls were on a Playboy’s ass.  Golf balls that is, stay on the topic here people.  We are talking golf! Kevin tried to excuse his errant swing by explaining that he didn’t see the tee and thought the ball was actually in the crack of her butt and used his sand wedge to extricate it. Good one Kev!  Are you saying Liz was a tight ass?

Liz is suing both Kevin and Playboy.  In her suit she claims she suffered pain, worry and anxiety.  Her boyfriend is also suing for lost of services.  He’s claiming he’s no longer allowed near Liz’s backside.

What did this Playboy model expect?  If balls are dangling over your butt, the wood is not too far behind. Golf people! Golf!  Get your minds out of the gutter.

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Friday Folly: Tiger Woods Has A Smaller One Than His Ex-Wife’s New Boyfriend.

Guess what I am talking about from the topic of my post.  Come on, give it a shot.  Hmm…so you DO have a dirty mind like yours truly.  I see.  Well you were wrong.  I was talking about yachts.  Just plain old boring yachts.  Apparently Elin Nordegren’s boyfriend has a yacht that is bigger than her ex-husband, Mr. Woods’.  How belittling.  Good thing his game is starting to come around.

I called up the Tiger himself to relay this bit of exciting and world-changing news to him.  His reaction was priceless.  “How the hell does she know this?  Is that b@@ch sleeping with him? In my bed?  Well I meant my old bed…  There’s no way in hell his thing could be bigger!  He’s white for goodness sake!  I am a brother, we are known for…”  And that’s when I interrupted his rant.  “Hey buddy, we are talking about yachts here.  I see you have a dirty mind like some of my readers.  Focus bro, focus.”

Being a stubborn Tiger, he was still determined to get the last word in.  “This Kevin Cline might have a bigger yacht but ask Elin who has the bigger iron.  Hell, you can ask Lindsey too, she loves my wood iron.”  I let him know it was Chris, not Kevin and politely ended the conversation.

And if you don’t believe me, you can read it all for yourself, right here.

Greg Norman Dropped on Golf Course By Big Bird

Norman tees off at Royal Birkdale

On a golf course in California, Greg Norman, popularly called ‘The Shark’, was dropped presumably from the sky, on a golf course.  He was still breathing and very much alive and it was thought that a bird must have picked  him up while swimming and dropped him on the course, close to the 18th hole.

Hold on…one sec…My more-informed wife is just telling me that I am reporting erroneously.  Greg, she says, had nothing to do with this story. She said that I should go back and read it again.  Gimme a minute, I’ll be right back.

Aha! I got it. An actual shark was dropped on a golf course!  OMG!  Look up it’s a bird, no, it’s a sha….Ouch!!  You could never be too safe on those golf courses eh?

So the story is that a bird, (well I did get that part right) was the culprit or shark thief in this case of whodunnit.  Now I am thinking, if a bird could grab a shark from the sea and drop it on land, we have a much bigger (no pun) issue than a live shark on a golf course.  Was it a pre-historic type bird?  Maybe a phoenix?  Well thank goodness it wasn’t Greg Norman, The Shark.