Why do I bother reading these crap sometimes? I took a couple of minutes from doing meaningful work to check out the latest offerings on the World-Wide web. The first story that caught my eye was that my girl Cameron Diaz was creeping with her latest movie co-star. Of course I was interested. I like her, not as much as I like Scarlett Johansson though but still…Oh by the way, did you hear that Scarlett is doing a full frontal in her upcoming movie? Well slap my ass and call me a bitch! I want front row tickets to that. Do you hear that honey? I love movies.
But anyways, stay out of my head, Scarlett. The news said that Cameron had the hots for her hunky Games Of Thrones co-star, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. Apparently Cameron couldn’t stop cooing about him during interviews and that was enough to set tongues a-wagging.
Pardon my ignorance but what constitutes cheating in Hollywood? In their upcoming movie, Cameron and Nikolaj play lovers. So we can safely assume that they kissed passionately while exploring each other’s partially nude bodies. In my books that’s cheating right there. Heck, there’s cheating in just about every movie nowadays. If you don’t agree with me, then tell me what exactly is the difference between kissing and touching someone intimately in a movie versus in real life. The difference is they are being pimped out to do it. Meaning they get paid to get laid. Ok maybe sometimes not laid but paid to have a darn good time. It’s Hollywood baby, they don’t cheat there. It’s all in the script.