Distracted Surfing

I simply cannot stand the internet these days.  Well not exactly the internet,the world wide web, the WWW.  The thing is, not to long ago, I could do a search in Google or whatever search engine and I will click on the link I like best and it will show me ‘just the facts, sir’.  Now when I click on the link, it takes me to a page with a couple of sentences that relate to the topic I searched for and the rest is INTERESTING STUFF!

Just today, I clicked on a link that was supposed to take me to videos showing the effects of Trump’s ban on immigration. The first thing that caught my eye was a photo of racks.  Yes, that kind of a rack.  Cleavages!  Not uncovered, mind you, but enough to pique my interest, especially when it said, ‘What shape breasts are you?’

Of course I want to see how my breasts stack up against whatever ones they had on display, so Muslim Ban forgotten and off into breastland I go.  I didn’t stay long though because, yes you guessed it, I was again bombarded with a bunch of other options to check out.  See what the cameraman captured, Stars who showed too much, 20 things you never knew existed, animals you never knew existed…the list goes on. and on and I went on and on and on until, you guessed it, I was on some hub or something like that. Oh well..

So yes, I can’t just surf anymore. Impossible.

Porn. Blog.

Penny Flame

If I deceived you with the topic of this blog, I am sorry.  There will be no porn here, well sort of.  You see, the thing is, I noticed that of all the darn blogs I wrote, the two that got the most likes were on Porn, read here and Blogging, read here.  So I gather that in order for me to duplicate this huge and historic success, I would have to write about porn and about blogging, hence the topic.

Here’s the porn side of things, a few days ago, I got an email in my hotmail junk folder.  At first it sounded like someone I knew so I read it a few times. Then I realized it was a new strategy designed to get the mail recipient to visit a person’s porn website.  Here is the email and no, I did not visit her site but you could or would.

BABE… i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been

tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of

garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?

 

In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit

on facebook and then I think u deleted me 😦 haha.. anyways guess what…

I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me

and my bf broke up about 3 months ago… and 2) guess where im moving?

RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol… ur actually the only person im gonna know

there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..

 

I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted

to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping

this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore

i get there.. maybe even help me move my shit in…are u still on facebook?

i coudnt find ui was soo confused…anyways im gonna need someone to show

me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe…

 

i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..and i thoguth u were

cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol…ok so more info about

me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for

drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv

her to death… uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont

admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah…who doesnt..

 

I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the

fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna

chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when

i get there..

 

id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that…really anythgin cause my current

job is fun and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i

currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out

meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i

did? hmm shud i……???? ok WELLLL… and dont get all weirded out

on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat

with people and get naked HHAHA… BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i

figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play

with myself heheh…anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO

THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol… i actually need

help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out….like i

said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON

STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im

hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..

 

ANYWAYS.. heres the deal….every month natalie (my boss) gives each

of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u

can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like

everyone else… the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can

chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY

USE IT FOR URSELF… i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more

than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER… i figured u cud

always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me

login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room…

 

if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but

remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U..

I TRUST U… im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..

also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan 😦 I

really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern

remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably

soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i

really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my

stress about the move… REALLY i mean that….anyways once i see u in

insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont

 

wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me

now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there

after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign

to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im

gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS

INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha…k babe im out

for now… chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo Adriana

FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ------>> http://1932312368.s3-website-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/  

And that's when I knew it was not legit.  I did not click the link and you shouldn't too but if you feel the need...