Friday Folly: Game Of Thrones Observations.

Game of Thrones (soundtrack)

Game of Thrones (soundtrack) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

My wife and I enjoy watching Games Of Thrones.  For different reasons obviously.  I like the nudity and hot chicks and she loves the storyline.  Nah, just kidding, we love it for the same reasons, we both like the nudity and hot chicks.  Just kidding with you again! lol…Jeez, what does a blogger have to do to get some cheap laughs around here? My wife and I both love the darn show for all that it brings to the table.  Storyline, nudity, beheadings, spoiled brats, we love it!  Did I mention the nudity and hot chicks?

So far I, or should I say we, have noticed that every set of breasts that have been exposed have been nice and perky.  No half-fallen boobs here. No saggy tits as the piggish men would say. Weird. Not that I’m, I meant we, are complaining, mind you. Oh, was that a spoiler for those who haven’t watched it yet? Sorry. Now you know. There are boobs and hotties. Sometimes together.

Ok, I am done sounding like a sex-starved idiot. On a more serious note, that brat King Joffrey, doesn’t he remind you of Justin Bieber? He sure does. What else can I say without spoiling it for you? I might have to re-watch it again too as I can’t keep up with all the splinter cells who want to sit on the iron throne.

The other night while watching a scintillating scene, my wife and I started to give in to temptations, only to be jolted back to reality when the scene was interrupted by a gross and vivid beheading. Way to kill the mood. Talk about a headless moment…did you get that double entendre? headless = no head…Never you mind, over your head.

And there you have. Join us again next time for another observation on funnysideupandscrambled.

Quick! Hide The Eggs! The Popos Are Here!

thThis morning, teen heartthrob-turned-juvenile-deliquent Justin Bieber’s house was raided by police.  Bieber apparently was a suspect in the egging of his neighbour’s house.  Unconfirmed reports said that the police used a battering ram to gain entry into the singer’s house. (Hey! He has his own house?? Isn’t he too young to be left unattended?). A battering ram? For egging?  The story said that the cops were in search of evidence that could implicate Justin Bieber, namely eggs.

LMAO!! Eggs? The cops are raiding this kid’s house looking for eggs because he was suspected of egging a house? Can’t you just imagine the cops’ conversation…

Cop #1:  Hey! I found it! A carton of eggs sitting right here on the the top shelf on his stainless steel fridge! He is guilty as sin! Should I dust em for prints?

Cop #2:  Damning evidence indeed! Good work buddy. Let’s take the kid down and book him!  No need to dust.

Talking about dust, while the policemen were in the act of searching for WMDs, they also found cocaine.  Knowing that there was no way it could belong to the superstar brat, they pinned it on his poor little bff, aptly called Lil Za.  Poor Za, taking the rap for the Biebs.

Justin:  I swear officer, that’s not mine. *sniff sniff*

Cop #1:  Then it must belong to that punk sitting in the love seat.  Book him.

But I’m still laughing and shaking my head at this one…Raiding a house for evidence of an egging…I’ve heard it all now.  Good thing Justin didn’t place a burning bag of feces on his neighbour’s steps.


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Modern-Day Cleopatra Carried Up The Great Wall Of China

thAnd in other news, the world’s newest diva, aka Justin Bieber, recently conquered the Great Wall of China courtesy the backs of his bodyguards.  Bieber can now cross another one off his bucket list.  So far, and with some outside interference from his beefcakes, he has benched over 100lbs, had sex with a couple chicks, swam the English Channel, ran a marathon, all with the help of his bodyguards.

Visitors to the Great Wall were at first surprised to see a milky white female on the backs of hunky male slaves/servants.  They thought it was the ghost of Cleopatra and bowed down in reverence/fear/worship.  Then it/he/she spoke.  “Hey ya’ll.  It’s so good to be here in Africa! I am so tired. Climbing up here is soo hard but I’m happy to say I’ve climbed the great Wall Of China!” He was corrected on his geographical error of course.

Ok, let’s get serious here.  At least as serious as I could get with this blog. I am not sure you could pay me enough to carry Justin’s ass up the Wall of China or anywhere else for that matter.  I would look at him as if he was crazy if he had the nerve to ask me to ferry him.  Are you mad boy? Get your ass up the wall yourself. I’m trying to dray my own fat black ass up nevermind carrying you!  Last week you had me running behind you while you attempted to skateboard. I am still embarrassed about that. I also had to take the fall last time you were involved in a hit-and-run too. I draw the line, boss! Read my lips.! Spoilt brat!

And that’s how Justin Bieber aka Cleopatra successfully climbed the Great Wall Of China.

Too Young, Too Rich, Too Popular To Be Guilty

7764100Justin Bieber was recently investigated for allegedly driving into a reporter.  But thankfully the investigation never got past, “Hi, I am a police officer and you are?”  The LAPD said there was no crime as apparently reporters are a dime a dozen and highly disposable.

Los Angeles police say Justin Bieber struck a pedestrian with his car in Hollywood Calif., on Monday night, but there was no crime and the injuries aren’t life-threatening.

See? The LAPD said there was no crime.  Just like there was no crime in giving Rodney King the beat down of his life.  The reporter was lucky not to have been charged for impeding Justin Bieber’s progress.  Or for walking into the projected path of a FERRARI driven by a teen heart throb.  Hello! We are talking about a ferrari here, not some Mustang or Honda Civic.  Come on photogs, give the guy some space.  It’s Bieber, man!  BIEBER! He hits you, you say sorry and check his car for damage which you promise to fix.  There ain’t no law that applies to the Biebs.  Belieb that.

Just a few months ago the same ferrari was involved in an accident in which a man was killed.  Yes, he was a reporter.  Justin Bieber wasn’t in the car at the time.  Well unless he was whisked away immediately.  So don’t even try to pin that on the kid either.

I don’t get how former NFL star, Keyshawn Johnson could accuse Justin of reckless driving.  Hate much?  Even some of Biebers neighbours, well make that all of his neighbors, are joint accusers.  Envy much? Those envious and jealous so and so!  Just wait till the Ferrari gets them…

Go get em Beibs!  You’ve got the law in your hands. in your pocket. on your side.

Bieber’s hair today, maybe gone tomorrow

Bieber Bald

Bieber Bald (Photo credit: uvw916a)

What’s this I hear about that little brat Justin Bieber, giving beauty tips to none other than Prince William?  Ok, now he’s getting too big for his britches.  No no, not William, Bieber.   Well ok, his diapers then?

I am not sure how to take the Baby Face Assassin, Justin.  I was a fan when he first came out (not the closet), but since I watched a piece on him a few years ago where he was calling his teacher a monkey and misbehaving to his mom, I lost the love.

But anyways, the little man apparently looking for some air time, and knowing that nothing gets attention like publicly attacking royalty, he took advantage.  It’s the same kind of fame afforded to killers like Lee Harvey Oswald et al.  The only difference, they were professionals.  Justin ain’t no trained hairstylist.  (Saw what I just did there? I said ain’t with reckless abandon, forsaking all blogging rules and guidelines.  Now I’m in for it.  Here comes the linguist).

“I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia,” Bieber, 18, told the U.K.’s Rollercoaster magazine about the 30-year-old royal’s thinning hair. “I don’t know why he doesn’t just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?”

That’s what the Biebs had to say about William’s age-related thinning hair.

“I mean, there are things to prevent little, annoying boys from opening their mouth nowadays, like duct tape, Funnysideupandscrambled, age not given, told blogsite about the the 18-year-old unwanted and inappropriate advice.  “I don’t know why  he just doesn’t shut up, these duct tape, you just put them over your mouth and you can’t speak out of turn.  Have they not got it over here?”

And that’s what a blogger had to say about the Biebs  unsolicited remarks.

“Utter rubbish!” The Queen was heard to mutter when told about Justin’s comments.  “That little brat needs a scolding, the likes of which has never been seen in the commonwealth! She should bloody well shut up and leave poor Will alone! Drat it!  (Or maybe that was ‘swat it’).

When asked to comment, Justin’s response was “‘OMG! The Queen spoke my name!”

Note:  The Queen was later corrected on the fact that Justin Bieber was indeed a boy and not a girl as she evidently thought.