No, it’s not a typo. Kate, the Duchess of York, or Cambridge, or somewhere or the other Middleton, did show her buttocks, as the English would call it, while on her trip to Australia. Some would say she got a little cheeky. You don’t get it? My goodness! Some people! KATE MIDDLETON FLASHED HER BUTT! Easy there horn dogs, it wasn’t intentional. The cutesy girl-next-door Royal is not no Miley Cyrus.
Apparently while out and about doing what Royals do when they are out and about, her flimsy dress got into a battle with Australia’s strong and perverted wind. The wind quite understandably wanted to see what Royals wear under their dresses and maybe hopefully grab a peek at the royal jewels. It was a one sided battle but her dress fought valiantly. In the end it got what it wanted, a view of the Kate’s hiney. Seems like the Royals wear nothing under their dresses. Or maybe it was one of those stringy thingies that hides itself up ones butt.
Kate was a very good sport in losing. She reminded the wind that it was not the first time they met on the battlefield. A few years ago in some place called Calgary, the wind tried to catch an
upskirt updress moment but had to settle for a flash of side cheek. In your face, Mr. Wind! Not so fast, Katie dear, Wind actually got some crack this time.
Seems like the Middleton sisters are making headlines for their royal ass-ets. First it was Pippa stirring up controversy with her too-perfect posterior. Read my blog about that here. and now Kate’s wardrobe malfunctions. One word to Kate, please eat because I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE…