Golf’s A Real Pain In The A** For Playboy Model

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Playboy model, Elizabeth Dickson got more than she bargained for when she signed up to be part of a stunt for a Playboy Golf tournament.  The stunt called for her to lie on the green with her butt exposed and a tee placed between the tight, toned, juicy cleavage of her ass. Oops, sorry, got carried away there. I meant in her crack…ah never mind.  A golf ball was placed on the tee and radio host, Kevin Klein was to pretend he was hitting the ball for the photo.  Seems like Kevin was understandably distracted by the sight of the Playboy’s buns and forgot his lines, so to speak. Kevin followed through.  To make matters worse, he missed the ball and hit a divot instead.

Now, I don’t know about you but I sure as hell would be off my game too if my balls were on a Playboy’s ass.  Golf balls that is, stay on the topic here people.  We are talking golf! Kevin tried to excuse his errant swing by explaining that he didn’t see the tee and thought the ball was actually in the crack of her butt and used his sand wedge to extricate it. Good one Kev!  Are you saying Liz was a tight ass?

Liz is suing both Kevin and Playboy.  In her suit she claims she suffered pain, worry and anxiety.  Her boyfriend is also suing for lost of services.  He’s claiming he’s no longer allowed near Liz’s backside.

What did this Playboy model expect?  If balls are dangling over your butt, the wood is not too far behind. Golf people! Golf!  Get your minds out of the gutter.

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