My new friend, Sophy
Recently, while on a torrent site searching for a movie to download, I noticed a small chat window had opened up on my screen. In the video box, a young, scantily clad hussy was trying to get my attention. “Hey, I can see you there. Are you lonely tonight? Let’s chat”. What?! How did that happen? I swear I was not soliciting. How the heck can she even see me? I hastily checked my camera to made sure it was not accidentally turned on, then I did the right thing.
I clicked on the ‘close window’ button. I bet you thought I engaged her in conversation huh? If you did, thanks for thinking so highly of me. With a wife and three kids, it’s hard to be that lonely. Anyways, to my horror and surprise, another and much bigger window opened up as soon as I clicked ‘close’. They brought out the big guns this time. Upped the ante so to speak.
This new page had pics of various girls in inviting poses, wearing nothing but inviting smiles. Ok, so you want to play rough? I went to ‘window’, ‘close all’. ‘Are you sure you want to navigate away from this page?’ An option box asked me. You bet your ass I do! Right now, before my wife or kids come in the room! I again did the right thing and pressed ‘YES’. The window closed.
Now back to my torrent search. What the…? What’s this now? Instead of a torrent site, there was now a live chat girl sitting in front of her computer as natural as could be. She had that girl-next-door look and for a second I hesitated. Ok two seconds. Well maybe a minute or two, who’s counting? I just wanted to make sure she was real, yes she, not they. Then for what I hoped was the final time, I clicked ‘close’. This time there were no other window on my screen but my torrent window. I minimized it to make sure there were no more girls lurking behind my window ready to pounce on poor, innocent me.
Readers, all I wanted to do was download Aladin for my kids. I never expected to navigate through a porn field to get at it. So you be careful out there. Well unless you do enjoy a good porn on the cub. Ladies, don’t think you are exempt, there are hot black men hiding behind your window as we speak, wondering if you are lonely tonight and want to chat. Aha! I saw you look! I didn’t mean THAT window, you horn dog!