I intended to blog about Miley Cyrus but it seemed like my draft was moved to trash. Is that some kinda hint? Well I guess that’s where it belongs. So, have you heard about the fella who swallowed a severed toe? If not, read on…
There was a fella who swallowed a fly
And please don’t bother asking me why
But I sincerely thought he’d die.
But the same fella, he swallowed a swatter
They tried to warn him but it didn’t matter.
He swallowed the swatter to kill the fly
And lucky for him, he didn’t die.
The fella next he swallowed a hook
To grab the swatter by its crook.
The swatter was to kill the fly
And no, he still didn’t die.
And then the man swallowed a hand
To grab the hook, you understand?
The hook to pull the swatter out
The swatter killed the fly, no doubt
I still don’t know why
That silly fella didn’t die.
And then he did something really strange
All this swallowing perhaps made him deranged
He swallowed a severed human toe!
Nail and all if you must know!
He deserved a kick in his behind
But for his stupidity, he was fined.
He didn’t die from what I hear
But when he poops, he gets kicked in his rear.
- A Yukon hotel is short one severed human toe after a man swallowed it in a glass of whisky Saturday night [Weird] (fark.com)
- American Man Fined $500 In Canada For Swallowing Human Toe [PHOTO] (wild941.cbslocal.com)
- Man fined $500 for purposely swallowing toe at Yukon hotel (globalnews.ca)
- Man fined $500 for purposely swallowing toe at Yukon hotel (vancouversun.com)
- Customer swallows human toe in Dawson City (cbc.ca)