Yes they are! Haven’t you noticed? No one cares anymore. They are having text while driving with their windows down, in their homes with curtains wide open. I can see them. Some have group texts with friends, foursomes, threesomes, even solo texts. I am not a voyageur but I see it all the time and I can’t help but stare. Look honey, that couple at the dinner table! The chick he’s with is having text with someone else! Poor sap.
There’s text on the dance floor, text on the beach, text everywhere. Their digits moving up and down in textual rhythm. There’s no protection. Unsafe texts but who cares? Who cares about contracting some textual disease? Seems like everyone is a text maniac these days. It’s a pandemic. We are living in a textual society!
Just last week my friend who is kinda texty and also a sex fiend, wanted to get her texts on with me. I declined letting her know I was not having text with her. It didn’t stop her. I had to tell her in plain talk that I found her desirable but couldn’t have text with her at this time. Plus I was married. She ended up having solo text. I saw the whole thing.
Some are discreet and go private when they are having texts. Some are text whores, having texts with just about anyone that want to, or are willing to, have text with them. It’s not a crime but it’s sweeping the nation.
I am not keen on text but if you think we should have texts, send me a message and if I find you texty, you never know…
People are always complaining about traffic lights. Red lights and trains, they are just too long, they are annoying, they cause stress… I live in a city that has trains crisscrossing across the streets and highways and traffic lights thrown in apparently at random. Maybe there was a sale on traffic lights but it sure makes for a stressful commute at times. Because of this, I had to come up with ways to de-stress and make use of these waiting times.
One of the things I do is I text. Yep, I text. Not texting and driving! Stopping and texting is ok. I read and reply to texts while waiting for a train to go by. Before I know it, it’s gone! Right in the middle of composing a message too! Then I end up being forced to text while driving. Just kidding! Don’t hate. If you don’t have friends, you can use your smartphone to just browse the internet. Nothing makes time go by like surfing. Make sure to keep an eye on the train or you will get honked at.
Reading a book or magazine is good too. So keep some reading material in the car for these moments. Nothing to deep, just light stuff. Playboys and Hustlers are not recommended as they could lead to unwanted behavior. I don’t have time to read as I am usually on my phone surfing or sending texts.
How about grabbing a shut-eye? If you are a power napper like I am, you could sneak in a quick nap while waiting for that long freight train to go by. I won’t recommend it at a red light.
These methods have been tested and tried by me. They work so well that at times, I am wishing that the train would keep on rolling. Take your time mr. train, take your time…