Did you happen to catch the Grammy awards last night? I did. It wasn’t a blast or anything special but it also wasn’t a total waste of my time either. I noticed that the stars took their memo seriously and did not show the underside of their breasts or buttocks. Jlo flashed some sexy legs, Katy Perry I am sure was smuggling mini soccer balls disguised as breasts and Kelly Rowland of Destiny Child’s fame wore a teasing dress that revealed much but revealed little. Is that the underside of a boob? No. Yes. No. Oh heck, who cares? She looked hot, at least in my opinion. But other than those, the usual suspects like Rihanna et al, were modestly dressed. What’s this world coming to? See some great pics here. (No seriously, check it out).
Hmm…Good old Prince showed up, looking very much like…Prince? Faith Hill and Tim McGraw, my favorite country couple, were there looking very much in love. I didn’t notice as I wasn’t wearing my tv glasses but I read online that she had braces on. ‘Faith Hill Rocks Braces!’. Screamed the headlines. Seriously folks, I don’t care who you are, no one rocks braces. You either look geeky or you look not bad but rocking them? No. That’s how weird and wacky fashion trends are started. Rocked braces…gimme a break. If she went naked would she have ‘rocked the naked look’? Ok, bad example but you get the point, right?
I heard that Carrie Underwood wore a $31 million necklace. Too bad I couldn’t tell. Could you? It looked like a regular necklace to me. Wait a minute, I didn’t even notice that she was wearing a necklace.
The performances were not too bad. Did you happen to catch Carrie Underwood’s jumbotron dress? Kinda neat, kinda cheesy. Most of the acts were, as they say on American Idol, safe. Nothing special. I was excited to hear that there was going to be a Bob Marley tribute song but was put off and disappointed by what I got. I guess as a big fan of reggae music, I had my expectations set too high. It’s not like they were going to drop some serious hardcore Bob…
I saw in the news that Taylor Swift may have taken a shot at her ex, Harry Styles, in her opening song, Here. What else is new with this chick? Her schtick is getting old fast. So much talent wasted on drama songs. Come on Taylor, this ain’t high school. Welcome to the real world of hump and dump.
Oh before I go, I should mention something about the actual award recipients shouldn’t I? After all that’s what it’s all about. Once again, I had to keep checking google to see who some of the nominees and winners were. How could they win when nobody knows who they are? Maybe I need to watch more MTV.
And what the heck was Adele wearing? If my granny old couch grew pale legs and showed up at the awards, that’s what it would look like. Beautiful voice, beautiful gal, gawd awful dress.
You just want to sit on her, don’t you?