Thanks to Lululemon, my balls could now breathe easily. With my wearing of all those balls-unfriendly pants, it’s no wonder I suffered from blue balls continuously. The below pic is not of it but it’s all I could find.
Lululemon has invented a pants for us men to protect our jewels. It’s like a jock strap with legs. I am not sure how it works but it does! I tried on a pair and noticed the difference immediately. I can’t explain it but my balls just didn’t feel so crushable. I dared my balls crusher wife to try her stuff on me and you know what? She couldn’t crush my nuts!
Thank you LuLu. Now can I have some Anti-blueballs pants?
Wrap Pant for yoga (Photo credit: lululemon athletica)
Apparently Lululemon does not agree with my above sentiments, judging from their reaction when it was found that the sheer material used to make the popular yoga pants, made them see-through. And who wants to be seen through? Anyways, Lululemon promptly pulled the pants down off the shelves. What about company transparency? They apparently had a similar issue with their swimsuits last year. I never noticed…
Like I said in a previous post, here, there’s nothing more flattering on a woman than a pair of yoga pants. To me, the greatest invention by far. Coincidentally, this couldn’t come at a better time as I was thinking lately that it’s time I step up and do my part in protecting our environment. I cannot allow these pants to go to a landfill as God only knows what secret ingredient Lululemon adds to them to make them so addictive. And seriously, do you want whatever that is to leak into our air? I didn’t think so. So what I am going to do is collect them all in the name of charity. What charity? Who cares? Just in the name of charity. Anyways, can you just read the darn blog and stop interrupting? I am going to take the pants and give them as gifts to my female friends. Just the ones I like. And don’t worry wifey, you’ll get a pair too. How do you like me now?
I am not sure if Big Butt Betty should get a pair…
And in other unrelated news, statistics have shown a sharp increase in male memberships are yoga classes in the last few months.