Friday Folly: Shocker! ‘Dating Naked’ Contestant Private Parts Revealed!!

The Dating Game

The Dating Game (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Well if this isn’t a good reason to sue, then tell me what is.  A female contestant on the show, ‘Dating Naked’, is suing producers.  Guess why? Because they showed her nude. Yep, they showed her va jay jay on tv!  The nerve of these producers! What were they thinking? Who does that?  Anything to get some cash…

Apparently, Jessie Nizewitz was frolicking in the buff with her also naked date when an uncensored shot of her crotch was shown. Inadvertently? Cash grab? She was putting a wrestling move on her date, if you must know. If you also must know, as soon as I’m done here, I’m going to scour the internet in search of this crotch shot wrestling move.

To compound matters, Jessie has also reported that her boyfriend, yes she does have a boyfriend. Don’t ask me what she was doing on the show frolicking naked with another guy while her bf was sitting at home playing the organ.  oh yeah, where was I? She said he hasn’t called her since her crotch was aired live and unedited.  Why wouldn’t he call? Don’t worry Jess, his lost. I don’t think he was ready for your jelly. Show him again what he missed.

Ok, gotta run. How do I search for…nevermind.




American idles

Do you follow American Idol?  Or as I like to call it, Idle Americans.  If you do or did, you would have heard that they are swapping crazies.  First they had the loopy Paula Abdul who looked as though she was fighting to concentrate on what was happening around her.  Paula is long gone but for the next installment, they have signed on another crazy, Mariah Carey.  At least she doesn’t have to pretend to be off her rocker.

I love Mariah.  She is my favorite female singer out there.  She has pipes to die for but we all know that she’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  Oh nevermind, she’s not gay. Or is she? who knows these days…

Apparently when they were looking for someone to fill the role, she kept jumping and yelling ‘MIMI!’.  Not sure how much truth that has so I won’t go sharing it if I were you.

Good luck to Mariah on this new venture and goodbye to American Idol.   Now where is my remote?