Now consider this. Everyone’s hopping on the social train. Our grandparents are doing it. No, not that, internet and social media. Because it’s so popular and everyone could be found on one social network or another, what if God decides that to get the attention of the masses, he would use Twitter to announce his second coming? And what if he tags people? What if he tags me and because I didn’t have Twitter, I missed it?! It’s unthinkable! And that’s why I got my ass a Twitter account.
And an iPad too. And an Android to cover my bases. I would not want to miss a Heavenly announcement because of incompatibility. Could you just imagine. I will be arriving soon. @Eggman, @BloggerB @sassandbalderdash @Kate? Kate would be sure to catch it right away because she’s plugged in, too bad she’s an atheist though, she would just see it as a bloggable topic. But me, yes me, I would be left in the cold. Sorry God, I didn’t have Twitter. Why didn’t you just use Facebook? You could have tagged me there too. What? Too much drama? But so is Twit…nevermind, you are GOD.
So while I sit here blogging, I have a Facebook and a Twitter tab opened. Close by rest my iPad and Android phone. Am I missing anything? Oh, I have a smart tv and blu ray also. If God watches a show on Netflix, I would know right away. I am ready baby. Go ahead God, tweet away! I hope he doesn’t post pics on Instagram. I don’t have that yet.