Yesterday’s blog left a really bad taste in my mouth. Not literally of course. I owe it to you to write a make-up blog to erase that memory. After all I am not a foul-mouthed person as a first time reader might have thought. I don’t do gross. Right? Right?
Ok, let me tell you about my lunch today. I paid Burger King a rare visit, it being Whopper Wednesday and all. It was quite an experience. The things you see everything in places like that. I saw a man cheating on his poor wife. How do I know? Well he was with this hottie and they were laughing and enjoying each other’s company. No cell phones were visible and he even pulled out her chair! The Cheating bastard! I wish his wife could have seen the silly happy grin on his face…
There was an ad for hand-spun shakes and for a second I was interested but then I noticed that they were actually getting the shakes from a machine like every other restaurant. No one was standing there whipping it manually. Rip off! It’s like saying your restaurant sells homemade fries yet I can see the chef in the back peeling then frying the darn things. Nice try, liar!
I ordered a whopper avec fromage meal That’s a whopper with cheese for you non-french. I substituted my fries for onion rings because…I can. After I was done eating the rings, I opened up the burger only to find that it was sans fromage! That’s ‘without cheese’ for you non-french-speaking readers. I was aghast! “My cheese! Where’s my cheese!” I screamed to no one in particular. “I want it my way!” Just kidding, I didn’t say any of that. I re-wrapped the evidence and presented it as exhibit ‘A’ to the BK person to rectify. I also watched in dismay as he threw it in the garbage! “And you couldn’t ask me if I wanted it?” I thought to myself. No kidding this time, I did think that. All I wanted was cheese added to the burger. He didn’t have to toss it out. I wouldn’t have complained if he had opened it up and slap a piece of reluctant cheese in the thing. Cuz I’m cool like that. But no, he dumped it out without offering it to me first. To make matters worse, I was still a bit hungry after eating the replacement whopper. Not happy. Is that what the king would have done? Do he know that there are starving bloggers out there? Starving blog readers even?
Quite an eventful lunch break you’ll agree. Again, I apologize for yesterday’s post. lol. I won’t even link to it here.