I have a confession. I am a soccer fan and I am following The World Cup but it’s held in Brazil. I know, I confuse you there. You are going, “Yeah, we know it’s in Brazil, so what?” I love Brazilians. There, I said it. Let me explain before I totally lose you.
In case you are ignorant to such things, Brazil to me, has some of the hottest women in the world. (Must be the weather). And they love soccer. And when they love to wear cut-off jeans. You know the ones with the pockets hanging lower than the cut-off? Yeah. So as I watched the beautiful and artistic game of soccer, I can’t help but also enjoy seeing the Brazilian gals draped patriotically in their country’s flag, smiling back at me from my big screen tv. It’s distracting, it’s heavenly, it’s soccer! Viva Brazil!
So I think I now watch the World Cup with ulterior motives. Throw me a bone here, you probably do the same too. At least I actually do like the game, do you? It’s not my fault I have good taste in women and I like beautiful things. My wife can attest to that, she’s prime example. Shit! Gotta go, there’s a game on!
Note: The other South American Countries are well represented as well and are holding their own quite nicely.