In Vancouver yesterday, men forsook the boob tube and instead took in some real boobs as women bared their tops in the name of gender equality. In case you are wondering what that means, it means that some women are not happy that us men are allowed to let our tits hang out while they have to keep theirs covered. I agree! I am sure that my man boobs does not equate to the same thing as a woman’s but hey…
Now I have a small confession, you see when I’m bored I sometimes look at chests. Women’s chests. YES BOOBS! Jeez, you just had to make me say it, didn’t you? Anyways yes I do. Most of the times they are on the computer and I have to pay for them. Could you imagine the breast buffet if women are allowed to bare
arms breasts? Man I could see the real thing! I don’t have to sit for hours on my puter. I will be like a vet, “Show me those puppies, ma’am.”
Too bad women were too chicken back in my day. They would never have given thought to such ridiculousness. Show my breasts? No effing way! Heck, even my girlfriends didn’t take theirs out unless it was pitch dark in my bedroom. This is indeed a giant step for mankind. Oh and womankind too. These brave women deserve a good chest bump. From me of course, who else?
Hey, but have you noticed that the women participating in these things are usually the ones you would rather not see? Just an observation. And what’s with those who put pasties on their nipples? (see pic above). Come on woman! Are you in this or not? It’s all or nothing. Have you ever seen a convertible with its roof half down? NO. Then smarten up and let it all hang out! It’s for a good cause. What’s it for again??
Disclaimer: I was just kidding about looking at breasts on the computer. I don’t. Well not unless they are looking at me first. I am married, remember? To a woman who is not afraid to show me her puppies when it’s not dark.
- Women shuck their shirts for Go Topless Day in Vancouver (globalnews.ca)
- Topless women march in Vancouver for gender equality (cbc.ca)
- More gawkers than topless women at ‘Go Topless Day’ march (globalnews.ca)