Bigfoot (Photo credit: naturemandala)
In yet another bizarre cover-up, authorities are saying a 44-year old man dressed up as the legendary Bigfoot, was killed while attempting to stir up sightings of the monster. Don’t y’all believe this for one second. They done went and killed the real Bigfoot! Bigfoot is dead!
According to the authorities, the guy was wearing a guillie suit which made him hard to recognize. He looked like a moving vegetation so up came a car driven by two giggling teens and whack! splat! thud! they ran into the hapless Bigfoot.
yeah right, as if the Eggman would believe that. No 44 year old is that dumb and stupid to do something like that, even when drunk. So my explanation is that they killed poor Biggie, maybe by accident and now they are trying to pass it off like he’s still alive and kicking somewhere out there in Montana. Next, they will be telling us Santa and the Tooth Fairy aren’t real. These people won’t stop at anything eh?
I demand an autopsy. Heck, I want to see a death certificate. This has politics written all over it. A demonstration is in the works. I am occupying something until I get answers as to why they went and killed Bigfoot!
Hey, but wouldn’t it be funny if indeed an adult were to actually be that dumb to stand in traffic while trying to scare people by pretending to be Bigfoot? Nah, no one would be that stupid. Face it, Bigfoot got killed.
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