Have you heard about the new tool in the fight against rape? It’s a new form of the chastity belt, complete with a lock that can only be removed if one uses the right combination. In other words, the vagina is under lock-down until the warden decides to open it.
I am not sure how effective it is going to be against a rapist but think of the
daily nightly issues faced with wearing a panty that needs a combination. Women are generally not that good at remembering things like combinations to locks so imagine the situation where a couple is about to get freaky, then suddenly, “Ahm…honey, what’s the combination? I can’t get this thing off.” You know us men when it comes to doing ‘the deed’ we have no patience. That’s why in x-rated movies, (not that I’ve seen any) the undies are usually ripped off and thrown aside. So now the woman who is already in a state of turnedonism groaned out a sequence of numbers. (I wish I could do the voice for you). “8, 13, 34, 6.” The man hastily tries these numbers to no avail. The anti-rape panties are not coming off. His partner mumbles out different combinations. Her bank card code, her ex’s phone number, nothing works. The mood is all but killed. “Open Sesame” fails to work also.
Now do you call a locksmith in this case? “Hello, Locksmith? Yeah, my wife and I are trying to get it on, if you know what I mean but we can’t get her drawers unlocked. Could you help?” If it’s a male locksmith, he would be over before the husband hangs up. “Ok show me this woman of yours. I’ve never the seen the drawers I couldn’t get into.”
Panties with a combination lock could make for great fun in the bedroom also. “Honey! Do you want to play ‘Guess The Combo’ in bed tonight? There’s something in it for you if you do.”
As for deterring rapes, not a chance. Well that’s unless the wearer walks around making sure everyone knows that she is wearing one. “Don’t even try it, punk! I am wearing one of those thingies and you can’t get into my drawers unless I let you! So back the eff off!” Yeah, and the tough rapist would just walk away with his head bowed in submission. “Why the hell does she have to wear one of those? That’s like the fricking 3rd chick this week. I am so horny today too! Shit!”
Note: Rape is a terrible crime against females, and males too. It has no place in society and my blog is not intended to make light of this issue.